Friday, March 16, 2007
Are you an Alcoholic?
Picture the scenario. You are in a swimming pool full of Scrumpy Jack with Kelly Brook, Kylie, and the lovely Kiera Knightley all of whom are un-beclothed, and are giving you the glad eye. What is the first thing you would do?
If you're answer is :
a) Get drunk or b) complain to the management that you'd ordered Stowford Press, not Scrumpy Jack. You may have taste but you have a problem.
One of these things you think about while pick-axing wet mud in the rain.
Picture the scenario. You are in a swimming pool full of Scrumpy Jack with Kelly Brook, Kylie, and the lovely Kiera Knightley all of whom are un-beclothed, and are giving you the glad eye. What is the first thing you would do?
If you're answer is :
a) Get drunk or b) complain to the management that you'd ordered Stowford Press, not Scrumpy Jack. You may have taste but you have a problem.
One of these things you think about while pick-axing wet mud in the rain.
