Monday, March 20, 2006
Randomized Ramblings
I was working at a famous castle a couple of weeks back in a trench below the battlements. On Friday afternoon, the only thing my trench contained was mud. On the saturday night the family's eldest son had a party, and on Monday morning my trench contained a very expensive looking pair of ladies knickers. One can only presume that the young lady had stepped outside to 'take the heir', and had discarded the garment from the battlements.
On an up-note, I think I've managed to finish off the rat in the back garden. Poor little chap. I had taken to calling him Ratsputin as I'd shot him 3 times with an air-rifle, and poisened him twice, resilient little devil. But no sign of the pesky critter, and he hasn't tried nibbling my nuts since Sunday - I always like to hang them out for the birds!
Quote of the Day:-
From the New Statesman - staring Rik Mayal as the right Wing tory MP Alan B'stard. What happened to good political comedy.
"...Which brings me on to the Health Service. We hear an awful lot of leftie whinging about Health Service waiting lists. The answer is simple, close down the Health service - result, no more waiting lists. You see, in the 'Good Old Days' you were poor, you got ill, and then you died, and yet these people seem to think they have some God given right to be cured. And what is the result of this sloppy socialist thinking, more poor people, wheras my policies would eradicate poor people, which in turn eliminates poverty. And people say the Conservatives have no heart".
Bye for now
Dan
I was working at a famous castle a couple of weeks back in a trench below the battlements. On Friday afternoon, the only thing my trench contained was mud. On the saturday night the family's eldest son had a party, and on Monday morning my trench contained a very expensive looking pair of ladies knickers. One can only presume that the young lady had stepped outside to 'take the heir', and had discarded the garment from the battlements.
On an up-note, I think I've managed to finish off the rat in the back garden. Poor little chap. I had taken to calling him Ratsputin as I'd shot him 3 times with an air-rifle, and poisened him twice, resilient little devil. But no sign of the pesky critter, and he hasn't tried nibbling my nuts since Sunday - I always like to hang them out for the birds!
Quote of the Day:-
From the New Statesman - staring Rik Mayal as the right Wing tory MP Alan B'stard. What happened to good political comedy.
"...Which brings me on to the Health Service. We hear an awful lot of leftie whinging about Health Service waiting lists. The answer is simple, close down the Health service - result, no more waiting lists. You see, in the 'Good Old Days' you were poor, you got ill, and then you died, and yet these people seem to think they have some God given right to be cured. And what is the result of this sloppy socialist thinking, more poor people, wheras my policies would eradicate poor people, which in turn eliminates poverty. And people say the Conservatives have no heart".
Bye for now
Dan
