Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Jeromes party this weekend
I'll take me notebook
I'll take me notebook
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Rant of the Day:-
1) Obviously, Lunatic bastards who think that killing innocents will mean they are rewarded with the keys to heaven. What God would condone that you nobber? Pathetic, socially inadequate, self-agrandising, evil scum.
But that aside -
2) Youths and their ridiculus dress sense, I saw some kid with his baggy trousers hung so low you could almost see his anus. Listen son, if I want to see somebody's skiddy pants I'll offer some money to a tramp!
Song Lyric of the Day:-
Life,
Oh Life,
Oh Li-i-i-i-ife,
Oh Life
Do-do-do-do-do
Not quite sure what its about but strangely life affirming!?
Gibber of the Day:-
Well, news in brief (or in briefs as they say on page 3 of the Sun -when they have a little speech bubble coming out of the topless models mouth so that they can share their wisdom on topical news of the day).
VILLAGE HALL opening celebrations - havent been that inappropriately drunk since my nephews 4th birthday party. Had issues with a total nobber (ask for details), gave Ed a massive wedgey during the country dancing (I still have the bruises), and where Ed broke Mr Riggs in a particularly energetic spinny-circle dance thing.
RAF BALL - Paid 70 quid to go to a very very nice ball at an RAF base, food and booze Gratis all night long until 6am. Had to drive so no booze. Everyone was very nice though, good do.
CHICKEN LUNCH - Unfortunately timed to take place immediately after the Lions second test against the All Blacks (or cheating b*stards infected with cheating Aussie dishonour). Pints of wine and cider for breakfast - Yummers. Hit my head on a beer barrel in the beer tent and went very woozy. Threw lumps of ice from the Pimms at Rufus during the duck race.
SCOTLAND - a short sojourn in the highlands with bird. was fantasiche.
MISSED JEROMES HOUSEWARMING - As bird had bad back - have not yet been forgiven.
GOT JOB as a Heritage shirriff for the three farthings.
GOT ANOTHER JOB - temporarily monitoring the repair of Minas Tirith.
WENT TO SHOOGIES BIRTHDAY DOO - What a giraffe, although I was very very very tired and more than a little mangled. POOP POOP weyhey. My Ickle buddy is 32 too.
That's All Folks
Love and Hugs
Dan
1) Obviously, Lunatic bastards who think that killing innocents will mean they are rewarded with the keys to heaven. What God would condone that you nobber? Pathetic, socially inadequate, self-agrandising, evil scum.
But that aside -
2) Youths and their ridiculus dress sense, I saw some kid with his baggy trousers hung so low you could almost see his anus. Listen son, if I want to see somebody's skiddy pants I'll offer some money to a tramp!
Song Lyric of the Day:-
Life,
Oh Life,
Oh Li-i-i-i-ife,
Oh Life
Do-do-do-do-do
Not quite sure what its about but strangely life affirming!?
Gibber of the Day:-
Well, news in brief (or in briefs as they say on page 3 of the Sun -when they have a little speech bubble coming out of the topless models mouth so that they can share their wisdom on topical news of the day).
VILLAGE HALL opening celebrations - havent been that inappropriately drunk since my nephews 4th birthday party. Had issues with a total nobber (ask for details), gave Ed a massive wedgey during the country dancing (I still have the bruises), and where Ed broke Mr Riggs in a particularly energetic spinny-circle dance thing.
RAF BALL - Paid 70 quid to go to a very very nice ball at an RAF base, food and booze Gratis all night long until 6am. Had to drive so no booze. Everyone was very nice though, good do.
CHICKEN LUNCH - Unfortunately timed to take place immediately after the Lions second test against the All Blacks (or cheating b*stards infected with cheating Aussie dishonour). Pints of wine and cider for breakfast - Yummers. Hit my head on a beer barrel in the beer tent and went very woozy. Threw lumps of ice from the Pimms at Rufus during the duck race.
SCOTLAND - a short sojourn in the highlands with bird. was fantasiche.
MISSED JEROMES HOUSEWARMING - As bird had bad back - have not yet been forgiven.
GOT JOB as a Heritage shirriff for the three farthings.
GOT ANOTHER JOB - temporarily monitoring the repair of Minas Tirith.
WENT TO SHOOGIES BIRTHDAY DOO - What a giraffe, although I was very very very tired and more than a little mangled. POOP POOP weyhey. My Ickle buddy is 32 too.
That's All Folks
Love and Hugs
Dan
